How to make J Alexander’s Rattlesnake Pasta ~ folly

Hey ladies! Looking to whip up a little stew of a rattlesnake pasta recipe from J Alexander’s? That’s folly. Here we show you how it’s done in a real kitchen. In real time.

If your axles’ a dragging, kick off those man boots and show your “better than Julia Childs side” by slipping into a pair of snake skin high heels. Bubba’s jaw will drop as you step-in-tyme with some backyard swagger.


Here’s what you don’t need : boots

What you do need : You need snakeskin heels

                                 You need cheap vodka – or as we call it : wodka

Time to whip up a lil’ vittle for your vitals. Y’all know a way to a man’s heart is through a big bowl of spicy pasta and a little (we used this recipe) snake rattle and roll. So shake it off and show off your girly assets to keep the boys happy. Wait and see, he’ll have you riding on (we mean in) his little red wagon.

p.s.s… we make this dish in our kitchen wearing strappy stilettos

How to make J Alexanders Rattle snake pasta.

How to make J Alexanders Rattle snake pasta.